Can i kill my pathetic maths teacher pretty please ?

Hello Friends With Handphones With Them ;D

today school is so suckist . guess what ? i reached school at 6.15 . hahahhaha . that is way too early yaw . i went to school with my cramp and tired leg bcos of yesterday sports heat . so basically i want to lift up my leg , i must carry them up . pathetic much ! fcukshit man ! i must tie my hair to school now . good thing is that is will not kembang mcm hidung kau gitu . today got SUSO and asyikin was the last to read to the whole school . tooot . she was too soft mannn . can hear a word . poor thing , her leg was injured and still need to shiver her leg in front of 1-2 thousand students . its over now . hahahhaha . music lesson is the bomb momma ! i got the steps to chachacha . i love to shake my hips while dancing . ask my partner . hahhaha . going to music lesson is the best . ok english is free period . complete some papers and went to recess . science lesson is idk lah . we did arrangement . i sat behind asykin now and tasmay way behind . ohh man ! maths lesson i hate pig . maths test sucks ! i can only do 3 and a half questions out of 9 questions . how pathetic ! after maths must finished up my graph . while doing , my phone vibrate . i took it out and saw Dani called me . i didnt even talk otp and she accuse me of talking to it . my teacher saw and ask me to give to her . i was like WTFFFFFFF . i kept on begging and scolding her . showing off my pathetic minah-rep face . at last i gave to her . and wtfish ! i forgotten to take out my sim card . she said she will give to me next week ?! cbbbbbb . i cant even survive for a day w/o my precious hp . i even bath with my hp ok , swear . so i called dad using public phone , he ask me why and i said all and he said 'ok lah nvrmind ' . and i went home with a ugly + sad face . i love my hp lah faggot ! i got home and mum ask me why my face is dropping to the ground . i just shut up . i got changed and fell asleep with my hansem cat . woke up at 6 pm . mum knows about my hp .

mum : tk nmpk hp kau pon

me : bodoh punye cekgu gi confiscate ahhh .

mum : oh okay

me : babi lah tuh cekgu !

how pathetic . both my mum and dad just say ' oh okay ' . now i kept on rmbring my hp . fcuk fcuk fcuk ! im not blaming Dani for calling me ok . ok bye souls ~

P/s : i killed the stupid faggot idioitic maths teacher of mine . opps ! sorry fcuker !